Morpheus is the god of dreams.
One day the god was so bored with his life and duties that he decided to become a drum. A soft buzz roll woke me up last week. Me still lying in bed wondered were the buzz roll came from. Meanwhile my whole bed was shaking and lightning and thunder struck filled the room. The soft buzz roll had turned into an earthshaking roll and grounds were opening up in my bedroom wich ripped my favoured rug in 2 exact square pieces and in the middle a smoking drum appered out of the ground...
There he was, a reincarnated Morpheus in size 14x7 was lying on my floor. In the middle of the morning at 6pm.