King Arthur - strainer
The design of this drum came to my mind over night. I had this mad dream about King Arthur.
What many people know is that King Arthur did not find the Holy Grail on his quest but the truth is: He never looked for the Holy Grail!
When God opened the clouds and handed him over a fax with instructions a nerdy bird called Vinnie flew by and his poo landed on the fax.
To put it plainly, it landed exactly on the word "grail". The clouds were closed and left him standing in front of his knights without complete instructions.
He took a fine liner and wrote the word "drum" instead of grail and went on his quest to find the holy drum!
To cut a long story short: He killed the dragon with the 7 heads and found the holy drum.
And here it is!